Alien Memoirs (The Alien Abduction Handbook, Volume 1)

116 pp. "Mulder was wrong. The truth is not out there. It is in here. A humorous look and handbook for what to expect in your upcoming abduction. If you enjoyed The Hitch Hikers Guide you'll get a kick out of this. Our resident alien will tell you exactly what happened and why they are here among us. Don't be afraid of your abduction, there's nothing to fear!"