[80 pp.] "Welcome to my silly dilly take on ABC; It's lots of fun and really odd, as you will quickly see; For they're no "leaping lizards" here; No "bears that bounce a ball"; In fact, these zany critters have; never been seen at all! So turn the page and cast a gaze; on this menagerie, but don't forget the beasts within; were all made up by me!"
