The Horse is Dead (Ballantine 24918)

143 pp. The baseball game against Marshall Pace's athletic gentiles is cancelled due to land mines. Mr. Green, the arts and crafts counselor, has announced his engagement to Uncle Bernie...as soon as Uncle Bernie divorces his whistle. Miss Booe, our voluptuous swimming instructor, will be demonstrating rape and mouth-to-mouth resuscitation at noon. And of course, Nemiroff, the camp's most hated counselor, will be trying to make it with Rena, Lynn and anybody else he can get his hands on, while trying to get un-Jewish. Oh. One more thing. To all those campers who planned to go horseback riding this afternoon, I regret to announced...the Horse is Dead. --rear cover. Klane first rose to prominence with his debut novel, the acerbic comedy The Horse is Dead (1968).--Wikipedia